I ran into someone on the mailing list who has been applying this patch
for 14 years. The PR, #30854 has a patch which almost applies cleanly to
HEAD still so I fixed the minor conflict and added a man page entry.
Seeing how this still applies quite cleanly after 14 years and there's
*someone* out there who desires this functionality it seems harmless to
let it into the tree to save this guy pain every time he updates his
favorite OS. (He has a bunch of other ignored PRs too, but that's a
different conversation)