Don't use DISTFILES when you have only one file to fetch.
I eliminated DISTFILES and PKGNAME by just using EXTRACT_SUFX.

On a funnier note, the MASTER_SITE didn't like us sending our e-mail
address as "president@whitehouse.gov" to get around it's "no-root" login
policy. So I had to change this to "portsuser@FreeBSD.org".

530- SIR, how'bout using a NSA machine instead?
530 Goodbye.